Amusing Conversations of the Unspecified Time Period: Made to Order

Amusing Conversations of the Unspecified Time Period: Made to Order

I was chatting with a guildie on WoW tonight (pictured on the left) when this conversation happened:

Me: >.< I went to grab my canned salmon….I accidently grabbed a catfood can. i’m so glad I didn’t open it, too.
Guildie: Catfood is good for you
Guildie: love that shit
Me: Want me to fix a can for you? LOL
Guildie: Hell yeah, don’t give me any cheap shit either. I want that gourmet wet food in the peel top can.
Me: Would you like one of the appetizer things while you wait? LOL
Guildie: That would be lovely.
Guildie: And for desert a nice sashimi platter.
Me: Only if you’re good and I don’t eat the sashimi first 😀
Guildie: Ahh, I follow no rules and accept no orders. EXCELSIOR!
Me: Then the sashimi is mine!
Guildie: All sashimi has been embargoed and must be turned in to the nearest authority for immediate consumption.
Guildie: AKA ME
Me: Sashimi? What sashimi? O:-)